This is an actual email conversation that occurred in the last 24 hours. I'm flattered that they wanted to stroke my ego, but it totally backfired on them. Names have been removed so as to not make me a mean douche.
**Last Night**
Jim:Just following up as we're only an hour from the event and I haven't received a code. Any chance you may still have one available?
**This Morning**
PR:Sorry for the confusion the part about the code was a typo. I hope you had fun last night – *name removed* and *name removed* were saying how good you were!
Jim:Actually, I didn't make it last night. Thought there was a code I'd need.
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